Things you shouldn´t say to a vampire..

You look like death warmed over.

Let’s do lunch.

Come on in and make yourself at home

I have Hepatitis D

I’d rather be dead than go out with you.

Have a nice day!

Did anyone ever tell you that you’re a pain in the neck?

Morning honey!

Don’t call a vampire “son.”

Bite Me!

That just makes my blood boil!

Hi honey , guess what ? I’m Pregnant !!!

Would you like some garlic bread?

Don’t be such a deadbeat!”

You seem like a nice guy … you are always welcome in my house.

Peace be with you brother, I’m recruiting for the Fellowship of the Sun.

I’ve been dying to meet you!

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