You start calling all your friends “hooker!” and go about wondering if so and so has a demon…
You sign up and post on a message board for the first time in your life just so you can communicate with other people who are as obsessed as you are. ( dedicated today to new friends)
…someone at work points out that you dropped some of your lunch on your sweater, you immediately breathe a sigh of relief that it’s veggie soup and not vampire in your cleavage.
…you consider getting a Wii just to see if you can beat Bill’s score.